Wednesday, April 20, 2011

"Cry Wolf" Weather Authorities

We had some pretty horrendous storm activity around 2 AM last night, which got me thinking a little about how the weather tracking institutions in Butler and Hamilton counties operate as opposed to how they did things in Logan county when we lived there.

Last night, as with every occasion where we've had severe thunderstorms like that, the local authorities fired up the air raid siren (or so I call it, anyway) to alert the public. What I don't understand about this practice is that they did it nearly an hour and a half before any rain was falling in our area.

So lets get this straight: There is bad weather coming, yes. It might, maybe, possibly produce tornadoes, yes. So much water going to be quickly dumped from the sky that flooding might be a problem, yes.

Is that any reason to wake anyone when the storm is over an hour away? I don't really think so.

So basically, what I gather is that the local authorities near where we live today sound the alarms as soon as the national weather service puts out a “watch” alert, stating that it is likely that hazardous weather will occur but they don't know precisely where or to what severity. In my opinion, a watch alert is kinda silly in the first place because I can figure out for myself that bad weather is happening by looking out a window.

In Logan county, however, authorities waited until funnel clouds were being seen in the vicinity of the town. Simply put, if you heard the air raid siren, you'd better get your ass out of sight because they were serious about it being an imminent danger. There was no lag time – it was time to be prepared right now.

Fact of the matter is, last night, I got to the point where I basically was ignoring it because they “cry wolf” so often that I don't take them seriously anymore. Sure, once the weather actually started getting bad (an hour and a half AFTER the alarm), I got serious about it... but still.

In the end, we're alright and no real harm has been done, but I felt like complaining anyway because I'm tired and cranky...

Of course, that might not really be anything new...

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Oh, My Debt Ceiling!

All this talk about the Federal Debt Ceiling has me thinking a bit. What is the debt ceiling? In effect, it operates as the Federal Government's maximum line of credit, much like a credit card, except that Congress can increase their credit limit any time it wants to.

First and foremost, the debt ceiling that has been in the news so often really has nothing to do with the total unfunded liabilities of the Federal Government, like social security, medicare, and medicaid benefits over the next 30 years, so it is a little misleading. All of those future expenditures will require further increasing the debt ceiling, massively increasing taxes, or insane cuts to future so-called “services.”

Secondly, the debt ceiling has been increased 74 times since 1962, and I don't particularly doubt that they'll raise it again. The past tends to be an excellent predictor of the future, and the alternative is random debt defaults by the Federal Government, which would surely have damaging effects on the economy.

In any event, I can do a little fuzzy math myself, but my scenario still looks reasonable (at least in my opinion.

Hickersonia's current debt ceiling: $1,905. This is approximately 4.6% of our income for 2010, and isn't really “debt” in the classic sense. We don't owe this amount to a bank and pay it back to an account I have set up as the result of a “loan” from my wife's parents that, for whatever reason, they have been reluctant to let us repay.

So, in effect, any time that account has less than $1,905 in it, I treat it as a debt that needs to be repaid.

Right now, Hickersonia's “national debt” is $864.13, factoring out medical debts. What is this debt the result of? Vehicle maintenance. Figures, huh?

In comparison, the Federal Government's debt is currently in the realm of 14 trillion. Actual revenue, on the other hand: 2.16 trillion. How any entity can survive with debts that are around 7 times the value of their income, I will never know, but I sure can't operate that way.

As a little aside, I wanted to post the following YouTube links. They are each part of a five-video series titled “Money as Debt.” While I'm not sure I agree with every conclusion the author comes to near the end, I do believe that the basic concepts of our financial system are well represented, which should really infuriate anyone who has so much as half a brain.

Money as Debt:

And now I'm off -- to go make some of that money. Ha!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Favorite Games of All Time

I've been thinking a little about my computer gaming habits and have come up with a couple realizations to which some gamers may relate.

For me, games that I will play repetitively and continually must have a few particular characteristics. First, it must create for the player a seemingly “open world.” By this, I mean that the game shouldn't forcibly shepherd the player towards any one particular mission or goal, but present a large space in which the player may explore and exploit the landscape, and potentially even get lost in it's depth. Next, the game must present the player with numerous ways in which to interact with that large, unrestricted world. This may include, but not necessarily be limited to, the ability to combine items to create other items, to move things or alter their condition in the environment, or to destroy things altogether. Additionally, characters with which the player will talk, trade, and/or fight must be reasonably well-developed, having a purpose for being there, not merely existing. I must feel the compulsion to save an ally's life or to maim that bad guy for whatever the reason may be.

All of the above factors contribute heavily to my interest in continued play, and in most cases, add a great deal of re-playability to the game before other considerations are even involved. So after the above is reasonably well-satisfied, what is next?

Most of the games that live on my “Favorite Games of All Time” list allow the player numerous ways to achieve the end-goal of the game, and in some cases, even different endings depending on how the player chose to go about it. What this means is that a creative, compelling story is a must, of course.

So lets just put it this way: Each of the games I will write about below has consumed not just hours of play-time, but days. If I had to declare an average, I'd say between 4-5 days of my life has been spent enjoying each game, and some much more. I still play some of these games, although some with lesser regularity than others, and they are not necessarily listed in any particular order unless specified otherwise – most are simply listed in the order in which I thought of them.

  • Ultima Undeworld

When I was younger, for instance the Ultima Underworld games (the first released in 1992, second in 1993) were two of my absolute favorites. These games are credited by some as being the first first-person perspective roll playing games. At the time, these games were pretty heavy handed on computer hardware, but today's computers have reversed the tide and essentially rendered them unplayable without a DOS emulator, something many people simply can't be bothered to learn to use. That said, I have dabbled with these games numerous times since winning them in my teen years, and I find their story just as compelling as I did then.

There is an effort in progress to “remake” the Underworld games, but it seems stalled by the fear of legal action from Origin. This is sad, really, considering it has been 18 years, but litigation seems to be one of the world's most popular ways to make money these days...

  • Civilization

Another series of games I have often played is Civilization. From the first release in 1991 to the fifth in 2010, I have played and enjoyed every PC release of the game. As far as turn-based strategic / diplomatic games go, I have met none that even compare with Civ. That, and I think I can speak for almost everyone when I say that I kinda enjoy trying to conquer the entire world.

  • Fable
Another game I really enjoyed was Fable, first released in 2004. This Xbox to PC game was probably my first intentional foray into the world of games that play on multiple platforms, and is also the first game that I ever played that, for a while, consumed so much of my free time that my wife complained. I learned a little about personal time management as a result of playing Fable, so I guess these games can be educational.

Fable's story was also the first I've seen where the player character starts off as a child and the tutorial segment of the game basically brings you ought of childhood. This hour-long tutorial does, unfortunately, negatively impact replayability, as you kinda have to go through a lot of repetitive things just to get back into the game, and there really aren't any choices to make as you go through it. I guess what I'm saying is that this game captivated me for a long while because of it's initial depth but nearly all of the game's depth can be explored in two playthroughs (and possibly one, if given enough time and forethought). That said, I thought of it when I considered my favorite games and so it makes the list.

For whatever it is worth, I probably would have gotten into Fable II when it came out in 2008 if it weren't for Microsoft's decision to not port the game to PC. Sorry folks, but I'm not buying an Xbox 360 just for one game.

  • Arx Fatalis
Another game that consumed mass hours of my time was Arx Fatalis, released in 2002. Until Fable's release for the PC, this was pretty much “my game” due to it's enveloping world and characters. Pretty much everything in the game can be manipulated, and the player can mostly do whatever he wants through a significant portion of the game, making it feel as if it would have made a great set up for an Underworld III title. Oddly, my research suggests that the developers had wanted to do that very thing but could not obtain license from Origin to do so. Go figure.

My main gripes with the game were related to the linear main quest, which had to be done in a particular sequence and could not be completed at all if you had slain pivotal characters in a rampage early in the game, and the bugginess of the end-game, during which I experienced repeated crashes (more-so after installing the game's final patch).

So, while the game's story isn't as open-ended as with some of the other titles, the game's amazing story and world make up for it's shortfalls.

  • Fallout

My absolute favorite game of all time (at least so far) is, predictably, Fallout 3. New Vegas comes in a close second-place, but Fallout 3's game environment is simply more believable (to me, anyway) than that of New Vegas. That, and I guess I enjoy the added lawlessness and lesser developed society of the Capital Wasteland vs. the semi-organized Mojave. Between the two, I've probably spent a solid 15 or 16 days (so far) in-game, a number only bested by the Underworld titles.

But seriously, nothing beats a good post-apocalyptic story based on a fictional, almost-believable, but not not quite identical, Earth.

  • Moving on...

So one might notice that there are very few games making this list, and yet I do own and play other games from time to time. There is something to be said for the fact that a lot of games are fun but don't rank highly for various reasons. SimCity 4, for instance, while I enjoy playing it for short stints when I don't have time to get deeply entrenched in another game (or maybe can't play another game because of adult content that my son really shouldn't see), I find the game just doesn't captivate me the same way a story-based game might. I can build cities right fine, but nothing compels me to do anything more than that, and thus I simply never go any further.

Doom 3 is another game that I enjoyed for a time, but is at it's core a “shoot everything” game. I kinda grew out of that genre a decade ago. The game pretty much pushes you along the story, and honestly, I only ever got so deep into the first two Doom games as the result of the multiplayer features. Something about killing your friends in deathmatch mode just made the game a lot more fun!

Racing games also really lost my attention a long time ago... I mean, how much more linear can you get? I've played them on occasion, but usually don't get into them for long periods of time.

Well, I guess that is sort of an overview of some of my favorite games. I guess the problem now is that not very many developers want to make the games I like – or maybe they don't have the skill required? In any event, I guess it is a good thing that these games are have such high replay value for me, because I know I'll be waiting a while before the next “favorite” comes along.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Bored

I was bored (and drunk, I guess) so I decided to have a little photo-editing chaos -- er I mean fun.

My son and I joke that Frosted Flakes (you know, the cereal) is actually called Fallout Flakes.  He doesn't bother asking me for the cereal anymore unless he is using this new name for it, and as such I thought I might be funny to create a cereal box to model it.

I thought it might be worth a laugh or two, so I figured I'd share it here.  Disclaimer:  It is dumb - so don't tell me later that I didn't warn you.


And on that note, I shall say good night.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

If the Federal Government Shuts Down...

In the even that the Federal Government gets “shut down” by the lack of a budget bill, what will we miss out on?

Schools and colleges will still be open to “educate” us.

Utility companies will continue to provide electricity, water, and trash collection services. Even your cable TV will be unaffected.

The internet will remain online. Your precious porn will not suddenly disappear, nor will you be unable to Tweet to your friends about it.

Hospitals will not start refusing new patients. ER's will not suddenly become overcrowded (no more so than they are now, anyway), overwhelming medical services across the nation.

Banking institutions will continue to handle your credit card transactions and loan applications.

Even unemployment benefits will continue unabated, as these, while mandated by the fed, are paid for by state governments.

I understand that the unfortunate fact is that there ARE things that will indeed be affected by a so-called government shut down, and some of these services are critical to the lives of certain Americans. I'm just trying to quickly illustrate that a great deal of the services we have come to expect have nothing to do with the federal government, and I have a feeling that most Americans could live without them. Maybe that is why there is so much publicity about this – Congress is afraid that we'll realize we don't need them if they disappear for a while?

Hmm... I wonder if congresspeople, and/or the President, still get paid if this “shut down” happens...

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Gassy Gripe

Been quiet again for a while, I know.

The thought had crossed my mind to play an April Fools joke by posting that I was going to close down the blog, but I realized that in the off-chance that anyone read it, it would probably be 30 days before I'd post again. Probably wouldn't be very funny by then.

Anyway, I feel like griping a little.

The only real gripe I have right now is the cost of gasoline going up so dramatically over the last couple months. I can attest to a 17% or more increase in the price of gasoline since December 20, 2010. Some people tell me that we're still nowhere near Europe's prices, of which I am well aware, but this isn't Europe. This isn't a country where mass transit is readily available, or even practical if it were, for half or more of the population. Further, I've noticed a cost increase between 4-10% on everything we buy (except beer, oddly) that I believe is linked to the rising fuel cost.

The mantra I hear repeatedly is that we need to drive less, and I agree with that in principle, but I can also say that I already drive near the absolute minimum. I don't go cruising about town for fun like I did when I was a teen, and I generally only drive to and from work every day with no other stops.

Sure, I could use a bicycle for my six mile commute, but I have to admit that my fear of other drivers maiming or killing me (particularly at midnight on the return trip) dissuades me completely from the idea... that and I'm woefully out of shape for the task and a significant portion of the trip to work is an uphill climb. But really, I think I'd do it if it weren't for other drivers sharing the space with me, I'd just have to walk part way until I reconditioned my body to the biking again.

So I look at this situation as an ever-depressing downer on my otherwise stagnant internal economy, and I'm not impressed. Worst of it is, some jackass is making money off of me and I feel powerless to prevent it...

Hell, I even had one guy at work tell me that I needed to buy a more fuel efficient car because of the fuel costs. I guess he doesn't realize that first, we're bankrupt and would probably be laughed at when we try to apply for a loan, and second, the monthly car payment (even at a “good,” pre-bankruptcy interest rate on a used vehicle) would certainly be larger than the fuel costs that it would be saving.

Yes, I learned this the hard way when we bought the Escort a few years back. On paper, it looked OK, but in practice we still spent more. And then the insurance cost more too... that was nice.

Well, I guess that just kinda came out as a ramble. Not sure how best to close this, so I'll just go random. Coffee FTW! Oh, and come on Cardinals! Start winning!